sour fish

krisjener:

i would do anything to be hot except eat healthily and exercise

(via buellerbuellerbueller-umhes-blog)

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

(via bhreac)

bellsket:

“This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!”

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

(via teliseftw)

hotboyfriend:

Dont be afraid to confess how utterly in love w/ me you are its okay 

(via asdwinhfiwaod-deactivated201408)